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Name: Tyler
Country: United States
State: California
Gender: Male
Interests: Long Boarding, Listening to music, chillin', updating this thing when i have the time(not very often), and females
Expertise: making fun of those not quite as cool as me, making fun of anyone with an inflated ego (except me), making fun of stuff in general, and finally fucking with people who deserve it
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  legallycrunk40
Member Since:
5/6/2004
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| I'm so embarrassing.
I was such an angry kid.
I still get site-view reports.
So if you're here @ 2 o'clock in the morning or something.
let me know?
i've got facebook, myspace, and this xanga.
srsly, I really wanna know who you are.
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| "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
----- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
---------April 16, 1953
“We don't do body counts”
----- General Tommy Franks, US Central Command
Fuck This Shit
Oh Man...
Wait, WTF?
In the state of California alone, the government has spent 19.5 BILLION (billion with a B) on the war in Iraq. In response to a mere 350 MILLION (million with an M) dollars spent on relief efforts for the tsunami survivors and rebuilding. That is almost less than half of what Rhode Island has spent on the war, they have spent 608 million dollars on the war on Iraq as of September 2004. Now, Rhode Island is about 128 time smaller than Thailand. Doesnt that mean that Thailand (one of many countries dessimated) should get close to 7.7 BILLION dollars? I know this is not realistic, but I am simply trying to prove the point that Bush, if maybe he stopped lining his pockets with blood money from his war-mongering, we could do some major good in these countries. While the body count in Iraq is nearing 120,000, and the spending is nearing 150 BILLION dollars and the death toll in the Tsunami, is past 150,000 and the spending from the US of A is about 428 times less. Wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JACKASS DOING WITH THE COUNTRY'S MONEY?
Oh, so I'm the one thats not patriotic
Pardon me but I was pretty sure that this country was founded on the right to free speech. This allows me to say whatever the fuck I want to say, even if it is bad-mouthing the government. This is what makes our system work, if we dont like something, we move for change. If we can't seem to work our magic, this is where revolution comes in. This is a last step but I think that we are coming to the point where that would be an option. Anyway, if you don't like the idea of people bad-mouthing the government, remeber thats what all the prelude to great revolutions has sounded like, in the past, in the present, and in the future. Our fore fathers were the first people in the history of America to basically say to the British, "No, Fuck that, We'll rule ourselves. You people who don't like this idea, you are the ones who are patriotic by wearing clothing emblazoned with the flag, which actually disresects the flag, and pays a hollow tribute to our heros in Iraq with the red, white, and blue ribbons proudly proclaiming "We Support our Troops." You guys have to realize that this country is as great as it is because the fore fathers endowed us with the RESPONSIBILITY to keep our rulers in line. Seriously, patriots like this are the reason that cults exist.
Peace & ♥,
The S¢ull
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Top 5 people who need to be euthanized this week (or until I update next):
• Those fuckers who are way to into Christmas
• Those fuckers with a Christmas light display that rivals the sun in terms of lumens
• Those fuckers who talk hella shit in a shady way
• Those fuckers who have a Xanga and keep us posted with the details of their ENTHRALLING lives
• Those fuckers over at Comedy Central that OK’d the idea of “The 50 “Greatest” Episodes of MAD TV”
Top 5 reasons why I gave up hope in humanity:
• Christmas is here again and people continue to express their joy with useless displays of wealth and not in a meaningful and lasting way
• Bush is convinced he can half the deficit in 6 years…
Starting in 2006…
You do the math…
He won’t be in office then…
• That fucking monkey continued to amp up the Gestapo or CIA/FBI/Homeland security
• Afghani “President” Karzai was “elected” and will be a “Stead-Fast Ally in The War on Terror” No matter how many relatives or members of his family they kill
• A innocent man (Fran Quattrone) will go to jail while a severely evil woman (Martha Stewart) will get off lightly with a less than severe punishment for her insider trading and subsequent cover-up
My music of choice as of now…
Any music by “KRS-One”
So, now that we’re done with those lists, on to the focused hatred:
Christmas Light Fiends
You know the type of people who I'm talking about, the ones who had the special higher tolerance circuit breaker solely so that their house’s light display could be visible from space. Fuck them. That is so selfish and utterly material. Don’t get me wrong I love presents but these cataract causing eye sores should be spotted, (from space preferable to save your eyes) and then the owners of these properties should be fed to rabid dogs.
“Xangans”
For those of you who are thicker headed than the rest, this DOESN’T apply to me because I don’t detail the exciting details of my everyday life. Anyways, Onward, you know these people, you read their Xanga and are bored to tears within the first line and a half of text. They generally read somewhat like this:
“Well, hello everyone, well today was pretty good.
I woke up and had some cereal; it was good, then I
went and cried because I have no friends, then I
had a sandwich, which was defiantly the high point
of my day because it was salami and the bread was
not all smashed and icky”
As you see, this is the most terrible drivel EVER. If you were able to read all of this I applaud you and then feel sorry that you have developed such a high tolerance. While writing this, I had to rip out my arm hair with pliers to stay conscious. So stop doing that shit. Close the Xanga down and go jack off.
(BTW, this isn’t for you Chris, your Xanga is much more tolerable than most)
Ignorant word users
If you insist on using a word because it is cool, original, and Gnar-Gnar, look up the fucking meaning! Some people say shit that makes no sense. ‘Nuff Said…
H.I.M., Bam, and that fucking Heartogram
If you have a bam shirt, keychain, backpack, or anything, this is directed at you. Bam sucks, BAM the clothing line sucks, HIM that transsexual Swedish or Danish rocker sucks, and that heartogram shit that every one draws on every thing can lick my hairy sweaty sack. Bam used to be hardcore and all that, but then something happened. MTV bought his balls and hammered them with a meat tenderizer. If anyone else wants to make a 2-bit chicken shit TV show like that here's how you do it; fuck with parents, laugh, fuck with parent’s shit, laugh, replace with your own shit, visit exotic locale, laugh, fuck around (generally involves skating, nudity, skating, nudity and fucking with one or more of the following; Bam’s parents, Bam’s friends, and one that Bam meets), fuck with parents shit, laugh, repeat as necessary and serve chilled with the testicles of a bitch whipped underground hero.
Fuck MAD TV
Is there anyone who likes MAD TV? It sucks so much crap, in fact it is worse than all those endlessly looping SNLs that used to loop on Comedy Central. There has never been a skit that I’ve seen that is well acted, well cast, funny, and finally watchable. I mean really, I’ll laugh at some stupid shit but I have never once laughed at that piece of shit show. Great magazine, but STOP FUCKING ACTING!!!!!!
Martha Stewart & those Enron + Tyco Fuckers
I hope that this sadistic, money-crazed, bitch gets raped by a transsexual bull dyke lesbian and learns that shady business dealings, while they pay off in the short term, never pay in the long run. Her prison sentence is vastly inadequate. Ditto all the Enron and Tyco fuckers. They ruined thousands of people’s lives because they cooked the books so that they could make some more money.
Peace & ♥,
The S¢ull
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